Findings:
- A reason to drink
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- but don't take my word for it
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You don't have to remember my name
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- You don't have any real problems
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Being a dickhead
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Don't Drink the Water
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- where the family tree don't fork
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Stoned music memories
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- So you don't have to
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- But I have seen the sun just once
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- ain't nothin' but a family thing
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Baptist jokes
- Why don't you drink?
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Cats don't have brakes
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a television set
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
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