Findings:

• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• How do you get there?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• What to do when your car breaks down
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Stoned music memories
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• We get too tense when we drive
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• police line do not cross
• I'll get there when I get there
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Craving a smoke
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Why do you want to get married?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What do you see when you look up?
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When I get like this
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• When I get mad I throw harder
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When I Get Low I Get High
• When did the World get so old?
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• aphrodisiac (user)
• Mystery is a greater aphrodisiac than beauty
• Red Cross
• cross examination debate
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• King's Cross
• St Andrew's Cross
• How to cross the road in Malaysia
• jessicapierce's Hot Cross Buns
• Air Force Cross
• Celtic Cross
• Maltese cross
• Inverted Cross
• Tau Cross
• noughts and crosses
• Cross Quarters
• Southern Cross
• Southern Cross University
• crossed uncrossed
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• taking the cross
• Gold Cross
• Born Cross Eyed
• Cross country running
• Cross the line
• white cross
• Cross No More Rivers
• Grand Cross
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Loses his burden at the cross
• Crossed market
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• Cross of Gold
• Ferry 'Cross the Mersey
• Golden Cross
• The Cross of Snow
• Saint Brigid's Cross
• Distinguished Service Cross
• At the Cross her Station Keeping
• blocking cross
• cross cut

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