Findings:
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When Renny wakes up
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- When you wake up feeling old
- Wake Island
- to not wake my cat
- Wake Vortex separation
- When Harry Met Sally
- Things to remember when buying new underwear
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- When boomboxes came with little internal mics
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- Women want me when I'm taken
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- When I am an old man
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- When Employers Come A-Courtin'
- when dogs puke
- When the Wind Blows
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- when? (user)
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- Woman! when I behold thee flippant, vain
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- We get too tense when we drive
- Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- when the time comes
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
- Since when did you respect anything?
- When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- When silence isn't golden
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- When the Wood Creaks
- Winter Sleepers
- Sound effects in Finnegans Wake
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
- When Your Heartstrings Break
- Where people go when people die
- When science questions itself (a rant)
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- How to scream when no one is looking
- We journal only when we hurt
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art
- When I became beautiful
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- When a virgin graduates
- when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
- Swing when you're winning
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- When the Nightingale Sings
- The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- When You Are Old And Grey
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- When good cats go bald
- Since when am I a size 6?
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- When two vowels go walking
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- When grown men cry
- I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- when Hemingway Wrote
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
- When Obsolete Words Are Not Obsolete
- sleeper compartment
- anemotis's morning wake up call
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- For Every Day, I Wake Up.
- When having sex in Binary
- When it's raining
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- When is it best to take crack cocaine?
- When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- November 4, 1995
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
- When we shed our earthly skin
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Sing when you're winning
- When I came last to Ludlow
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- When having sex in northern Norway
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- When I was Fair and Young
- Ecological vs. environmental
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
- When the eye of day is shut
- When your time comes
- When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- I remember when all this was trees
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- When you met me, when I met you
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- the moment when they take possession of you
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
- Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
- Irish Wake
- I love it when a plan comes together
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
- When you work at a supermarket
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- When to talk about religion
- What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
- When I left my girl
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Laugh when threatened
- When averted glances become the same as a stare
- When children become people
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- When Saturday Comes
- Paris... When it Sizzles!
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- Back when our blood was still warm
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- When the great recorder comes
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- When We left Earth
- Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
- What you see when the night light shines through your rain-speckled glasses
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I fall off of things when I think of you.
- she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
- When aloneness makes a fist
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Seven Sleepers of Ephesus
- Delicious devastation in the wake of love
- Don't Wake the Dragon
- I walk around when I'm high
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
- When Worlds Collide
- When I Grow Up
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- when i hold you near
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