Findings:

• When you wake up feeling old
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When Renny wakes up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When the mouse pointer covers part of a word
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When are you going to stop running?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• When I went back in time to kill you
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• And When She Sings
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• When to Rob a Bank
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• wake up and smell the coffee
• When the shit hits the fan
• when your snoring began
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• When life gives you lemons
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When you're alone
• when in doubt run it out
• It hurt when we were pruned
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• When I Was a Boy
• When phone systems attack
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• When We With Sappho
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• portable mp3 player
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• When I Was Cruel
• When frogs go bad
• Only When I Lose Myself
• When Atlas dropped the sky
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• When you think about smoking
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• when does it end (user)
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• When is a cut and paste writeup not a cut and paste writeup?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I look at you sideways
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• sleeper car
• Wake up!
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• When I said yes
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When Raves Attack!
• When things are known by a brand name
• When you're home alone
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• When a liquid enters a vacuum
• When life changes forever
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When dolphins go bad
• When Push Comes To Shove
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When not to snipe (on Ebay)
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When we two parted
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• I drool when I wear my teeth
• Weird things you find when reading documentation
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• Metropolis Part I: The Miracle and the Sleeper
• I can't wake up
• Wake me up if you still want me
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• When you are being sacrificed
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When were the gospels written?
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Say When
• When I Was a Lad
• When you blow out like a dead star
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Memory is best served when chilled
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• What to do when your husband comes home
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• When sex hurts (women)
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Protocol when feeding a horse in a paddock
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• on nights when I think it's a good idea to stay up all night working on shrimp liberation renderings
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Fire dancing line leaves nothing in its wake
• wake up and find her still there
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• When it rains, it pours
• When fierce media executives attack!
• When You Live Alone
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You know you've been away from home too long
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• When it's done
• i only knew when silence screamed
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• When Night is Almost Done
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• You know you're blacked out when...

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