Findings:

• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When Renny wakes up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When you wake up feeling old
• Wake Island
• to not wake my cat
• Wake Vortex separation
• When Harry Met Sally
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Women want me when I'm taken
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When I am an old man
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• when dogs puke
• When the Wind Blows
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• when? (user)
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• Woman! when I behold thee flippant, vain
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• We get too tense when we drive
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• when the time comes
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Since when did you respect anything?
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• When silence isn't golden
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• When the Wood Creaks
• Winter Sleepers
• Sound effects in Finnegans Wake
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• When Your Heartstrings Break
• Where people go when people die
• When science questions itself (a rant)
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• How to scream when no one is looking
• We journal only when we hurt
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art
• When I became beautiful
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• When a virgin graduates
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• Swing when you're winning
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When the Nightingale Sings
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When You Are Old And Grey
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When good cats go bald
• Since when am I a size 6?
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• When two vowels go walking
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• When grown men cry
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• when Hemingway Wrote
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• When Obsolete Words Are Not Obsolete
• sleeper compartment
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• When having sex in Binary
• When it's raining
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• November 4, 1995
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Sing when you're winning
• When I came last to Ludlow
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• When having sex in northern Norway
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• When I was Fair and Young
• Ecological vs. environmental
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• When the eye of day is shut
• When your time comes
• When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• I remember when all this was trees
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• When you met me, when I met you
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• the moment when they take possession of you
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• Irish Wake
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• When you work at a supermarket
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When to talk about religion
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• When I left my girl
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Laugh when threatened
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• When children become people
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• When Saturday Comes
• Paris... When it Sizzles!
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When the great recorder comes
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• When We left Earth
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• What you see when the night light shines through your rain-speckled glasses
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I fall off of things when I think of you.
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• When aloneness makes a fist
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Seven Sleepers of Ephesus
• Delicious devastation in the wake of love
• Don't Wake the Dragon
• I walk around when I'm high
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• When Worlds Collide
• When I Grow Up
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• when i hold you near

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