Findings:

• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
• A book has always been my best friend
• Best friend
• When impressing friends with food
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• my baby sleeps on her head
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Getting busted for possession
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• Man's best friend
• Tips on not getting caught, from Paul Manafort
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• Not from the head
• My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
• My girlfriend and her pillow
• Best Friend (user)
• My Best Friend's Sister
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• Best of Friends
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Falling in love with your best friend
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• The spiral line rising from my head represents my dizziness
• Stoned music memories
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Some of my best friends are
• Some of my best friends are djs
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• Inches away from her face
• If only I could get into her head
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• An incomplete poem in her head
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Sarah Palindrome driving her Civic with a kayak on the roof headed for Laval
• Letting it go to her head
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• to my best friend
• Dating your best friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• On a former best friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• brandys best friend (user)
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Letters from friends
• How to find your new best friend
• Letter from a good friend long far-flung
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• My best friend, Josh
• Getting slapped in the nuts from behind
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• Puzzles from Wonderland: Solutions for a sore head
• best friends
• From Her to Eternity
• Some of my best friends are...
• From the Earth to the Moon: 10: One Enemy v. Twenty-Five Millions of Friends
• The day my best friend cried
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Almost getting cut from the team
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• the way fish heads run from rain
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• My best dead friend
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• Getting a Head
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• The Girl with the Sun in her Head
• I am a mental construct in her head
• When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Best Friends Forever
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Everyone acts from the best intentions
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• Sex with your best friend
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• Why you're my best friend.
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Ozma and Her Friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• A Boy's Best Friend
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• Memory is best served when chilled
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• a letter to my best friend
• Being married to your best friend
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• Our Friends From Frolix 8
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• Getting Saved From the Sixties
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• Brainy people make the best friends
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Hints for bachelors expecting a visit from an intimate lady friend
• I watched her from afar
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• Getting from A to B
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Getting food from outdoor restaurant tables
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• Love, as seen from the inside of my head
• My gay best friend
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Girlfriend from Hell
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Saturday night, the words falling from her lips
• Best friends, for awhile
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• getting a box from my local library
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer

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