Findings:

• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• When living we have need of Death
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When I have female children
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Who Needs Sleep?
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Using a command line
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• you have everything you need
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• who vs. whom
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• people who need people are just people who need people
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Stoned music memories
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Know your pets
• Who needs a day job?
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
• Who needs Love
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When your mind races, who wins?
• Who what when where why & how
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Altruism: Who needs it?
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Type A blood
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Why all geeks need drugs
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Actors who have played Hitler
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• You're never around when I need you
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• needs must when the Devil drives
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• What you need, when you need it
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• Philosophy: Who Needs It
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• Independent Dairy
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• War on Drugs
• drug czar
• anti-anxiety drug
• recreational drugs
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• Paeon of the many drugs
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• Adrenocortical Steroid
• Amebicide
• aminoglycoside
• antianginal
• Antiarrhythmic
• Poetry Break between Drug Classifications

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