Findings:

• They call me Engineer-khan
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• he calls me girly (user)
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Call me Hashmael
• Call me Anna
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• What you do to me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• National Do Not Call Registry
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Mr. Do!
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Please, Call me Honky
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Just call me fluffy
• The full moon made me do it
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why Do You Love Me?
• Horses: do they love us back?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• why do things happen as they do in dreams?
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• Mr. Bach Comes to Call
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Don't call me white
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Some people call me a drama queen
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• B Battery
• What time do you call this, then?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• You Do Something To Me
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• Here's my number, call me
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Don't call me Debbie
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• listen()
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• The Internet made me do it
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What do I call her?
• Don't call me Asian
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Call Me Persephone
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• they carry but they do not understand
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I do not trust this beautiful thing we call memory
• They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• He called me Sarah once
• call me hiroshima
• Call Me Maybe
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• he calls me monster
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• call me garbage one more time
• They called the wrong Grandma today...
• What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
• Do you know me?
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• that lump they call your brain
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• it beckons me, the call to write
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Now you do what they told ya
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Ground rush
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What Do I Do With Me
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• The Devil made me do it
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• Call if you need me
• Do you like me?
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• The Emergency Services called me back
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• call me a poet
• How Do You Want Me?
• Do you think it's me?
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• The goggles, they do nothing
• What do stars do? They shine.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Call Me Princess

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