Findings:

• They call me Engineer-khan
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I like you; do you like me?
• he calls me girly (user)
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Call me Hashmael
• Call me Anna
• B Battery
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• The Devil made me do it
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• National Do Not Call Registry
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Please, Call me Honky
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Just call me fluffy
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Do you think it's me?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Mr Happy
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• they carry but they do not understand
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Mr. Bach Comes to Call
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Don't call me white
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What Do I Do With Me
• What time do you call this, then?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• Here's my number, call me
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Don't call me Debbie
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• listen()
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• What do I call her?
• Don't call me Asian
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The Internet made me do it
• Call Me Persephone
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Mr Happy (user)
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I do not trust this beautiful thing we call memory
• They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• He called me Sarah once
• call me hiroshima
• Call Me Maybe
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• he calls me monster
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• call me garbage one more time
• They called the wrong Grandma today...
• What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
• Mr. Do!
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• that lump they call your brain
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Do you know me?
• it beckons me, the call to write
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Do you like me?
• Now you do what they told ya
• You Do Something To Me
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• Call if you need me
• Ground rush
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Please do not bring me flowers
• What you do to me
• The full moon made me do it
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• The Emergency Services called me back
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• My kisses, they do not fade
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• call me a poet
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Why Do You Love Me?
• How Do You Want Me?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The goggles, they do nothing
• What do stars do? They shine.
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Call Me Princess

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