Findings:

• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me a story about drains
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me something good
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about elephants
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me about your faith
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• O tell me the truth about love
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about mains
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• There's Something About Mary
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• You Do Something To Me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Tell me what to dream
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Something to remember me by
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Tell me a story
• Though you can tell me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Photography and religion
• Something About You
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• tell me the truth
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Tell me another lie
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Tell me more
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• My first comet
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• You, standing
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• Something I thought only I thought about
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Why tell me that?
• Don't tell me everything
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Tell Me What
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• You tell me this is God?
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• Something about parts of you
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• There's something about a funeral
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• What a Shame About Me
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• I know something about love
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• teen drinking
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• I'll give you something to cry about
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Ask me about Loom
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Something was about to happen.
• There's something about cats... (category)
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• show me what the world is all about
• something about bees
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Something I hate about email
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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