Findings:
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- You, standing
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
- Kid named John, or something like that.
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
- All good men are either gay or married
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- Camels, sandpeaks and silhouettes, or, a very quiet adventure
- Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- First Booke of Songes or Ayres
- It must have rained or something
- Life, or something like it
- Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- It's a beautiful life, or something like it
- The First Booke of the Faerie Qveene Contayning the Legende of the Knight of the Red Crosse, or of Holinesse
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- Pepper steak fajitas or something
- I don't create. I execute the images which appear.
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
- Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
- rock (or something)
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- Soup first, or noodles first?
- All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
- Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- A Story You May Know
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Swimming pool injury
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- A tribute to dem bones, Or a spelling story
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Or something (user)
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- I may or may not have been naked
- To love and lose or not at all?
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- The truth, or something like it
- Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
- Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
- serendipity, or something like it
- Or something
- John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- I don't know what Christmas means anymore
- i don't know what it is on the wind,but
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- dont know (user)
- I dont know (user)
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- You don't know fear
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I still don't even know you
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- we don't precisely know
- I Don't Know You Anymore
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- I don't feel very proud
- We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- first impressions don't always count
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- I don't get many things right the first time
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I don't know how to smile
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I Don't Know (user)
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- I don't know what to do with you
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
- don't spend it all in one place
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Don't Know Much
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
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