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• I want to be abducted by aliens
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I wouldn't be.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• What it's like to be skinny
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Your mother wouldn't like it
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• What life after death will really be like
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Be a model or just look like one
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Mind without body
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Just to see what it would be like
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Hot pursuit
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• I don't need to be loved by you
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• What it's like to be in love
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Look siad me Be like me
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• She must be what cocaine is like
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Much like what music wants to be
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I never thought it would be like this
• may your fruit be like you
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• I know what it's like to be dead
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• abducted (user)
• TV is the alien sitting in our home
• Do aliens exist?
• Millions of Alien Races
• Alien invasion
• EDB is having my alien love child
• Alien Breed '92
• Alien Breed 2
• We would probably not understand alien life
• alien hand syndrome
• Alien Voices
• Alien Crime Syndicate
• Alien Storm
• Super Alien Probotector
• Alien: Resurrection
• Alien Lanes
• SciFiQuest 3017: The Frontier that Wouldn't End
• Alien vs. Predator
• Loving the Alien (user)
• Alien Hominid
• aliens (user)
• Alien Shapley (user)
• Aliens of London
• Alien Interview
• All American Alien Boy
• Alien registration in Japan
• The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
• Alien vs. Predator on a Plane: Miami
• Alien egotism stamps on your breakfast
• Alien Caffeine (user)
• undocumented alien
• Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
• Alien Loves Predator

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