Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Yeah, and surely there someone out there who wants to kiss me. Fat chance!"

• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• Is there anybody out there?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I want to put my hands there too
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• out there
• Is anyone out there?
• There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• Who Goes There?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Out There Live
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• There is a chip out of this blue mug
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Who Will Be There
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Before you, there was me
• There is a panther stalks me down
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Helping people cheat
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• Anybody Out There?
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• There is more of me than you imagine
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Somewhere Out There
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Are You Out There?
• coming home and the lights are on because someone's there
• There Must Be Someone
• Would you want to live there?
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Who's There?
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Hello? Who's There?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• There is something you don’t want to say
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• There is no real me
• The People Who Used to Live There
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Wake me up if you still want me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Please please please let me get what I want
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• You say you want to help me
• She only wants me for tech support
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• who me (user)
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I want you inside me
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• May those who are born after me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• She only wants me for sex
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• You know you want me, baby!
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• let me know who you are now.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Let me dream if I want to
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• They Don't Want Me
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• February wants me dead
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie

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