Findings:

• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• I have to return some videotapes
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• What pornos would have us believe
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• it's God's work to have us fail
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• just to have some human contact
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Ted Cruz
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I do have some things to hide
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Some of us are immune to HIV
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• People have fucked up before
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• No one actually cares.
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• University of California, Santa Cruz
• Santa Cruz, California
• Juana Inés de la Cruz
• Joe Cruz
• Cruz Bustamante
• Martin Cruz Smith
• joe cruz (user)
• Cruzed (user)
• fuck
• Give a flying fuck
• Fuck me harder
• sick fuck
• flying fuck
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Fuck off
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• Fuck tha Police
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• I fuck your sunshine
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• fuck all
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Philadelphia Rat Fuck
• Friends who fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• Fuck plate tectonics
• Fuck the Pope
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Fuck art, let's dance
• Fuck what other people think
• Fuck like bunnies
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Go fuck yourself
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• designated fuck
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
• Flip & Fuck
• Fuck you money
• Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fucked Company
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck the System
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• Fuck the models
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• sympathy fuck
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• mercy fuck
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!

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