Findings:

• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Either/Or
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• Swimming pool injury
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• All good men are either gay or married
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• believe it or not
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• trick or can
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Exclusive Or
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• or
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Red or Blue Pill
• before either of us had to turn away
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I don't believe in Forever
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• There is no "One", either
• I don't believe in anything
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Bad command or file name
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Dead or Alive
• 54-40 or fight!
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• You don't believe in evolution?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't Believe the truth
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• It is not my job to argue with idiots on the Internet, and it's not yours either
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Skate or Die
• Your place or mine?
• Change I can believe in
• Bobby Orr
• male or female
• Either Way
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• To be or not to be
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• My country, right or wrong!
• Our way or the highway
• Truth or Dare
• For Better or For Worse
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't believe in ghosts
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• I Don't Believe in Love
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Either
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• As if either one of us were happy
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• and/or
• Glen or Glenda
• Portland, Oregon
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.

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