Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You know, those ones where the story only makes sense if you buy every freakin' comic the company sells? Heck of a way to bring in new or even casual readers"

• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• How not to bring in new comic book readers
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Where the heck did those Hobbits come from
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• One who knows does not speak
• I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• God only knows
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
• I Will Make You Know
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• I hope my pony knows the way back home
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Every node eventually becomes a "Getting To Know You" node
• Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink…
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Who Knows One?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Do you Know the Way To San José?
• You wanna go where everybody knows your name
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• to know one's onions
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• Statistics every writer should know
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• you fall or fly every second
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• 50 Things Every Caregiver Should Know
• Every way that you are is a beautiful thing.
• No one knows my plan
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Pestering the suicidal won't bring your loved ones back
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• We Know Where You Live
• Only a surfer knows the feeling
• A story about a person I do not know
• We are nowhere we know where we are
• To those who know who they are
• Do you know where your children are?
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• The Only Sane Man I Know
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• What only the little mermaid knows
• A Story You May Know
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The ivory men make company between us
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• A place where even trees conspire
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• And I don't even know their names
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Two Sides To Every Story
• Every Which Way but Loose
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• There's one born again every minute
• I still don't even know you
• III Sides To Every Story
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Disappear in every way
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• every mosquito you kill makes mosquitokind smarter
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Know where your towel is
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• those in the know
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The less you know, the more money you make
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• Buy the rumor, sell the fact
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• If you want X, you know where to find it.
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Sell high, buy low
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Ways to know how stupid you are really

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