Findings:

• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Good reasons not to wear make-up
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• A Reason for Research
• A house of laughing for no reason
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Top 10 reasons why I prefer attending funerals over weddings
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• If This Were a Movie
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Those men were vanishing
• When Things Were Rotten
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• In all that you never were
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• Age of Reason
• The Principle of Sufficient Reason
• travis is the reason (user)
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• It hurt when we were pruned
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Two peanuts were walking down the street
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• As it were
• My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• How we were, before you were
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• A Momentary Lapse of Reason
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• 365 reasons to party
• Steering wheel down your underpants
• Ten Reasons Not to Move to Canada
• The mere fact that something is true is not a good reason to say it.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• We're Only In It For The Money
• We're all doing just fine
• We're, Where, Were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• We were so young and dazzled
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Chuck D's 18 Reasons why 2Pac is alive
• Another reason to hate cats
• From dogma to Descartes: A triumph of reason
• Reasons to invade Earth
• Appeal To Reason
• Once Were Warriors
• Behave as if there were a God
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• There were times better than this
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• My doubts were not the only thing lingering
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• What if Jupiter were replaced with a red dwarf star?
• The reason for female orgasm
• There's a reason that a funeral is not a celebration
• This is what we call over-medicating for a reason
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• what reason (user)
• Atheism upsets people for some inexplicable reason
• Were
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• I wish I were close
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• To Jane: "The Keen Stars Were Twinkling"
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When we were little kids, running
• Were you 18 in the Spring of 1997?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• As the clocks were striking the hour
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• No, we're not friends.
• we're living in bread that's still being baked
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• and they were as flowers in a fire
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• Reasons why I hate pornography
• Reasons to learn first aid
• Reasons for not doing drugs
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• reasons why america shouldn't work
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Let's pretend we're married
• Of course, they were wrong
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• the words were enough
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• We met in a dream, we were falling off a bridge
• How to herd people in public
• We're screwed, my friends
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• If we were ghosts
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Were the World Mine
• We're Watching You
• good reasons to be content
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• The reasons Melinda's mother does not travel
• 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
• I found a reason
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• We were supposed to fall
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Where were you then?
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Before You Were Punk
• You were always so good to me
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Where were you?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• You were destined for the pauper's grave
• Not guilty by reason of insanity
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• reason (user)
• a hot molasses tongue in the ear of reason!
• what reasons (user)
• The grace of a thousand reasons
• Even if we're not together
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all

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