Findings:

• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• The mountain could be home
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• We could all be blind
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Could Be Anywhere
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Germany could not be appeased
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• who could win a rabbit
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• The Little Engine that Could
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Be My Little General
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Things that could be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• You could be so delicious
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The second chance you give could be your last
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• you could be asking questions
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• anyone could be your brand new love
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• wish i could show a little soul
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I could care less
• The best kind of bartender
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• Guys who wear skirts
• The little guy
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• play dumb
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Who Will Be There
• If I could be someone
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• Could man be drunk for ever
• She could be a businesswoman
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• The man who refused to be King
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• all the cute guys will be there
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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