Findings:

• Smarter than the average bear
• Smarter than a brick?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• You are smarter than us
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• old books can tell more than one story
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• The Library Book
• People smarter than I am.
• Riff Raff is a lot smarter than you
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• Child support is more than just money
• There's no better mirror than a child
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• Average Joe
• Global average temperature
• Earned Run Average
• Batting average
• Average Land Speed of Animals
• Dow Jones Industrial Average
• average rate of change
• average person
• moving average
• exponential moving average
• weighted average
• Weighted Average with denominator 7
• average male viewer
• Having An Average Weekend
• Average Handle Time
• Average Joe (user)
• the average number of fixed points of a permutation is 1
• load average
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Law of averages
• Equivalent Average
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• .400 batting average
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Nosferatu (with C/Average)
• Average Atmospherocepalic Bureaucrat in the Act of Milking a Cranial Harp
• Average Call Time
• Elmo Ain't Yo Average Nza
• Being average is rare
• Invitation to average war
• To be noble in an average life
• average total cost
• Average Value Method
• Average logarithmic energy decrement per collision
• Zero knowledge computation of the average salary
• Standard Average European
• Average G (user)
• elliptical weighted average
• Average dice
• The average noder's age (e2poll)
• the average population of the universe is zero
• average guy (user)
• Average Freight Rate Assessment
• My Life Is Average
• Average face
• Average Log Income
• Salud
• My Statistically Average Wife
• some words carry more weight than others
• The dangers of using the average without context
• How the lack of flying cars is connected with the green fuzz between EDB's toes and the average annual rainfall in West Bulgaria
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Reading averages (e2poll)
• Average Redditor
• brain child
• child sexual abuse
• A Space Child's Mother Goose
• My Problem Child
• child
• child star
• Child Prodigy
• A little child could never kill this clean
• inner child
• Voodoo Child
• Anti Christ Devil's Child
• Only child
• child proof
• Is Humanism Molesting Your Child?
• Childed
• child abuse
• Destiny's Child
• star child
• EDB is having my alien love child
• Love Child (user)
• The Child
• Cathedral Child
• Yanomamo soul-eating child massacre
• What Child Is This
• Old-school child vs. new-school child
• child care
• cult of the child
• And what of this child?
• Sun Child (user)
• A Child's Amaze
• The Child who came from an Egg
• rabid child (user)
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
• I am a wicked child
• child actor
• Only child: Downside
• Bless the Child
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• Dead child on the roadside
• Leave no child behind
• Child sims
• Selling Your Child
• Like a child
• Child and Marriage
• I was a Difficult Child
• The Child with the Mirror
• Fiction: Inner Child
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• child care clearance
• Once a Child
• ivy child
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• Child beauty pageants
• God Bless the Child
• Child Of Bodom (user)
• Things every child should be taught
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Friday's Child
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The Wild Child
• Child Support Agency
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Julia Child
• Child suspended for wearing Pepsi shirt on Coke Day
• Child Health Plus
• I Am a Child of God
• A Child's Christmas in Wales
• one child per family
• Battle of the Child Geniuses
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• To Murder the Child
• Today I kill my child
• Bobby Child
• Child of Nature
• child element
• A Child in Sheep's Clothing
• child process
• A Child's Garden of Verses
• Monoxide Child
• Camel, Lion and Child
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• A Child Called "It"
• Child Pornography Prevention Act 1996
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Sounding like a child
• child slavery
• An Ungrateful Child
• A child's view of bigotry
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Child support
• feral child
• A Child's Grace
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• Things I want my child to know
• Tactile child

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