Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "a slow, painful death, but you'll die of worse before blood loss claims you"

• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
• A slow death, alone, in the Tower of Rothenburg
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• Die Slow, Indiana
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Blood Fire Death
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Ground rush
• I am but a moth before your flame
• The Art of Blood Loss
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Die the death
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• To die the death of a rag doll
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• I hope I die before I get old
• The impending nickname shortage
• If I should die before I wake
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Death before Decaf
• blood and carnage and her slow ascent
• Hot pursuit
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• as the red star rises, blood and carnage and her slow ascent follows
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• slow death (user)
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The Slow Death of the Japanese Meal
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I need to build a boat before I die
• Life before death
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• I hope I get old before I die.
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• before common era
• before Christian era
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Before the Rain
• The Island of the Day Before
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
• 'Twas the night before Christmas
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Close the door before you leave
• Just before you make that next move...
• Kneel before Zod!
• home before the leaves fall
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• best before date
• cleaning your hotel room before the maid arrives
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• It's All Been Done Before
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• Before reality creeps in
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Before the Law
• Oops! I Sang This Before
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Running before the wind
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• bros before hoes
• I Before E Except After C
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before you ask a question
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• make before break
• break before make
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• trembling before G-d
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Before the quiet dawn rose
• The testimony of Walter E. Disney before the House Committee on Un-American Activities
• Beer Before Liquor
• Before you thought of spring
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Blessings before food
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• Before she started smoking
• Before You Were Punk
• The Fright Before Christmas
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• Check yourself before you wreck yourself
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Drink Before the War
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Before Jehovah's Awful Throne
• The Land Before Time
• Long Gone Before Daylight
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• Photography and religion
• Driving before dawn
• The night before the carnival opens
• The Calm Before the Storm
• Before the Calm
• Before the Flood
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• A Hymn Before Battle
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Eighteen seconds before sunrise
• Egypt before Nasser
• How we were, before we were

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