Findings:

• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Two lost souls trying to find each other
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Two Years Before the Masters
• people who need people are just people who need people
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• food fight
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• Two dandy old bleach blondes in a VW Rabbit
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• One year, just.
• i just want to know who i am
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• When I was ten years old
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Adventures in veterinary school: Year Two
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• Just another moment lost in eternity
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• He just left his body
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Two Lost Souls Swimming in a Fish Bowl
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• Lost Years of Jesus
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• 15 years old
• When the Year Grows Old
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Lost Gems of Yesteryear: Odyssey Two
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Not All Who Are Lost, Wandered.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Two people who are not touching
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Two Years' Worth of Paperwork
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• Old people just grow lonesome
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• The Lost Years of Shakespeare
• Some who wander are lost
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• 16 year old
• Old chestnut: Burning two ropes
• The First Two Times I Lost It
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• One year old
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• old chestnut: two riverboats
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• I am eighteen years old
• old chestnut: all but two
• 100 miles, 100 years and millions of lost souls
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• old chestnut: two ladders
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• Two Years Before the Mast
• Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Covid after two years
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Man and His Wife
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• Kissing a man all over his face
• up his own arse
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• i like his madness
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• And then I broke his nose
• The Colour Of His Voice
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• In His Own Image
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• When the foeman bares his steel
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand

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