Findings:

• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• So you don't have to
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I have a punklin and you don't
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Cats don't have brakes
• No, I don't have channel 11
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• Why don't I have votes today?
• A reason to drink
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't have the time
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't have a television set
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Alcoholic
• Alcoholics Anonymous
• alcoholic beverage
• American alcoholic writer stereotype
• Alcoholic Cow
• Alcoholic beverages and carding
• animal alcoholics
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• pushy alcoholics
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Crabbie's alcoholic ginger beer
• Sex and the recovering alcoholic
• Upper Egypt and lower Egypt relationship
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• Contradictions don't exist
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't feed the bears
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French

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