Findings:
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Can we still be friends?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- Trying to be friends
- We never asked to be babysitters
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- Let's just be friends
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- how to be a friend
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Darkness Be My Friend
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Can't we all just be friends?
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- I just want to be friends
- I never asked to be born you know
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Ask Jeeves
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- A Philosopher Asks Buddha
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Ask out the girl of your dreams
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- All I Ask of You
- Ask Me Why
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- I asked the mountain
- A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
- Reference librarian
- Feel, and slowly ask for sun
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- Ask me about Loom
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- Ask For Janice
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Questions I'd like to ask my father
- Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- you asked for it
- They asked me to write a letter
- Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- I will ask them all their dreams
- Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Ask Google
- The Heart Asks Pleasure First
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Ask price
- bid/ask spread
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- an ache you would ask for
- Somebody once asked me...
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Ask a stupid question
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Ask the Pilot
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- The question nobody asks
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- having asked the spiders and the snakes
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
- Ask Me Anything
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- I asked her not to forget me
- Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- Don't ask
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- One Man Asked In Anger
- That moment before she asked
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- ask questions instead of delivering judgements
- breathe and ask questions
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
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