Findings:
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Books I have bought for next year
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- One Week to the Door
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- IPO, company parking lot one year later
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- The Next Hundred Years
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
- Batman: Year One
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- next year in Jerusalem
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I would like to have emotions
- you would have been
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- One year, just.
- A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I have one whole anus
- The Girl Next Door
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- The House Next Door
- You stole what they would have given you
- Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- When you know things are just meant to be
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- The Boys Next Door
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- The next mass extinction may have already begun.
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Fireplace accessories
- You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
- Beyond Calculation, The Next Fifty Years of Computing - A Commentary
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- Next Year
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- Same Time, Next Year
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Attack of the neighbors from next door!
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Names I have acquired over the years
- A Widow for One Year
- What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
- Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
- The hope that one of us would learn to swim
- I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
- One year old
- One Hundred Years of Solitude
- One Million Years A.D.
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- One Thousand Years of Darkness
- We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
- Adventures in veterinary school: Year One
- seven years for one afternoon of blissful transgression
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- Pick mystery door number one instead of the open door where you can see clearly through to the other side.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- I would open a door for you
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- next door
- Fire next door
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- What pornos would have us believe
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- door prize
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Words that only have one context
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- How to break through the next locked door
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- The Cat Next Door
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Have One On Me
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- I could have been one of a two
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- he would have cried
- The Dead Next Door
- Bernie would have won
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
- he would have laughed
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- "girl next door' attractive personality
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- The next 100 years according to Sir Arthur C. Clarke
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- house next door
- Codename: Kids Next Door
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