Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Floating along on this sea of people down through history
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Her hair, tangled
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• there are no good or bad people
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Old people just grow lonesome
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• people who need people are just people who need people
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
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• Legend of the Red Barracuda, or: Driving through Space with the Windows Rolled Down (category)
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• People just expect things from me
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• That's just my broken parts coming through the surface
• we can all just be around other people
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Guns kill people.
• Fuck it or kill it
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Why people attack BDSM
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Be a model or just look like one
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Know your pets
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• When you kill people they die
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• How to herd people in public
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• The truth is visible through the cracks in broken people
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Sealing a room against a chemical or biological attack
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• Massive Attack
• attack
• Denial of Service Attack
• Rush n Attack
• leapfrog attack
• Trompowsky Attack
• buffer overflow attack
• SYN attack
• teardrop attack
• When Raves Attack!
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• Fried Liver Attack
• attack and defense
• What to do if a big dog attacks you
• Love's Attack
• bear attack
• when fake deaf guys attack
• Attack of the Squiggly Floaters
• When fierce media executives attack!
• RIAA Attacks Usenet
• Attack of the Miniature Salesman
• Lamarr's Attacks
• General advice for preventing attacks
• Wrinkled earlobes are a sign of impending heart attacks
• 3D Ant Attack
• perversion attack
• The Attack
• French Attack Monkeys
• Israeli DoS attack on Hizbulla and PA sites
• 688 Attack Sub
• Attack of the neighbors from next door!
• Continuously attacked by bees
• Attack From Mars
• When Web Designers Attack: A New Fox Special
• The Worrall Attack
• Siege Attacks
• replay attack
• When phone systems attack
• Flying Saucer Attack
• attacked by killer seagulls
• Spitfire Attack
• Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
• Osama Bin Laden's response to the attacks on Afghanistan
• Scrabble attacks
• September 11 attacks and the War Against Terrorism
• Time Attack
• Attack America
• Wyclef Jean foretold the September 11 attacks
• known plaintext attack
• chosen plaintext attack
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• Grand Prix Attack
• minority attack
• Attack from Outer Space
• Rampage Puzzle Attack
• Surprise Attack
• Plato's Attack on Poetry
• Perfect attack
• Distributed denial of service attack

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