Findings:

• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• The bad guy dies by accident
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• don't throw good money after bad
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Not really by the rules, but...
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Rules that don't apply to you
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• The South (as played by Billy Hodge) Rises Again
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• bad guy
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
• They did so because they believed they could.
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Five rules to live by
• don't judge a book by its movie
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• play it by ear
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They Don't Want Me
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• They don't know what I've done
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Don't Pass Me By
• Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• getting hit by a guy
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Bad Guy (user)
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• They don't know what they're missing
• They don't understand my tea
• People who don't smoke will never die
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• They don't touch me the same way
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• Rape committed by women
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• People don't flail when they die
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• That guy's bad news. A monster.
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• On the Air Because They Care
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Don't judge a band by the single
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I'm the Bad Guy
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Bob Barker is a character played by Bob Barker
• A reason to drink
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Sexist games played by teenage boys
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.

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