Findings:

• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• What have you been smoking?
• Hundred Years War
• Books I have bought for next year
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• The Next Hundred Years
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I know I have been dreaming
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• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Names I have acquired over the years
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• He's been places they have not.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• i have been burning for so long
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• What Might Have Been
• When you know things are just meant to be
• The screen where you have to press reset
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Where have all the poets gone?
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The days of wonder have come at last
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I have just been shot
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I could have been Canadian
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I could have been one of a two
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• 25 years of riding in cars with boys (A retrospective)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Where the Boys Are
• Kamandi, the Last Boy on Earth
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Where the streets have no name
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Good Vibrations: 30 Years Of the Beach Boys
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• This has not been an easy year.
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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