Findings:

• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Don't! Buy! Thai!
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• Best Buy
• buy
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• buy the farm
• Buy Nothing Day
• Red Hat To Buy Microsoft
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Buy new shoes
• Wanna buy a duck?
• how to buy a coconut
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• Buy low, sell high
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Can't Buy Me Love
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Gotta Buy 'Em All
• How to buy computer parts
• Buying a mattress
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• in line to buy a ticket, high
• Buy now pay later
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• Buying an electric guitar
• Buying a toilet plunger
• Money can buy happiness
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• impulse buy
• Buy a station wagon not an SUV
• Why I buy CDs
• Buying a guitar amplifier
• Ring the cactus, buy the house a round
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Philip Glass buys a loaf of bread
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• Things which money cannot buy
• How to buy a home
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Buy a Gun
• Melinda buys a new car
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• Buying an arcade game at an auction
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I would like to buy you a drink
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Buy this SUV, send your kid to college
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• How to buy a used golf cart
• Buying condoms
• Buying a synthesizer
• How to buy a BATF Class III item
• You fly I buy
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
• How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
• Buy the rumor, sell the fact
• How to buy drugs in an open-air market
• Buy stuff, E2 gets money (document)
• Buy here pay here
• How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
• Money can't buy happiness
• Buying a pornographic magazine
• Buying a used car
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• Buying Louis Vuitton bags
• Buying lingerie for your lover
• Sell high, buy low
• Buy your bike at a bike shop
• How to buy drugs in the ghetto
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• She buys apples
• Let's buy Sony
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Buy Italian Suits!
• Going to the hardware store to buy a loaf of bread
• Sell Berbatov and buy four center backs
• Buy the ticket, take the ride
• Books to Buy (category)
• To Buy a Creature
• Buy Votes (node_forward)
• Buy Chings (node_forward)
• What would Jesus buy?
• I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
• buy 2mg.xanax purepac
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Items to buy in combination, for comic effect
• Why why you shouldn't buy a mac
• Why you shouldn't buy a Mac
• Mister Chu buys apricots
• come buy, come buy; our grapes fresh from the vine
• sweet to tongue and sound to eye - come buy, come buy
• buy christmas ornaments
• How we buy things
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Buy Large Mansions
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• person, place or thing
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people

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