Findings:

• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• we can't all be rock stars
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Beggars can't be choosers
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• And lo, the Phoenix shall hatcheth, and burrow through ye arse with fiery abandon!
• up his own arse
• Arse Biscuits
• Bunch of Arse!
• Put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye
• Otherwise heterosexual men that grope my arse
• The Horse's Arse (user)
• A face like a slapped arse
• Arses
• "So we have...curry and pubs. City of Culture my arse." - a slightly frantic Birmingham nodermeet (with long words!)
• This is my arse, it does not speak
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Chant and be Happy
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• begging to be loved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• be seeing you
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• good reasons to be content
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• To God Be the Glory
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• How to be anonymous
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero

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