Findings:

• I claim no responsibility for this catnip overdose
• claim
• Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof
• Name it and Claim it
• The Alaska Native Claims Settlement Act
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Claims Direct
• and I claim my five pounds
• The Claim
• outstanding claims
• baggage claim
• Hundreds of years of subjugation cast doubt on claims of inherent superiority
• Japanese claims in the Kuril Islands
• The Alabama Claims
• Iraqi claims on Kuwait
• United States Court of Federal Claims
• Federal Tort Claims Act
• small claims court
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• The Viscountess Rhondda's Claim
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• claim to fame
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Incidentally, I've claimed the power of pussy
• Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
• Answers in Pandeism: Theological Claims of Exclusivity
• She claims nothing's wrong
• claimed cowboy
• defunct
• Defunct NHL franchises
• Grand Designs of Yesteryear (category)
• hell is now love (user)
• Real Soon Now
• now
• Apocalypse Now
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Right Here, Right Now
• Whip Inflation Now
• And Now for Something Completely Different
• Music was better in the old days
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Now and Zen
• Now more than ever
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Now and Again
• it is now safe to turn off your computer
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• Good now
• Every Now and Then
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• You may now feel old
• The Clock of the Long Now
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Now you know
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The Naked Now
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• Drive now, talk later
• Nothing can stop me now
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Welcome to NOW
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
• If You Gotta Go, Go Now
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• the fierce urgency of now
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• It is now kistomary to cuss the bride
• it is your turn now
• Anarchy Now!
• Full of Life Now
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Now Close the Windows
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Frilly putty in me now
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• do what now?
• Hear me now
• Long Now Foundation
• Yes me, right now
• I am now a college graduate
• The customer service bitch in my office now
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Windows is now shutting down
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Right now I am floating
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Now you're on the trolley
• And Now for a Word
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• now shock
• Right here and now
• Now here it is, your moment of Zen
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Sleep Now in the Fire
• Go Now
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Buy now pay later
• Now or Never
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Here and Now
• My Depths Are Now Shallows
• I hate myself right now
• Now it was personal
• If you are a member of a government agency you must leave now.
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Now you do what they told ya
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• I am now a married woman
• Nobody's Moggy Now
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• It is now illegal to die
• There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
• Now You're Screwed
• and now back to your regularly scheduled test pattern
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• URLs are cool now
• Let Us Now Praise Famous Men
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Syphilis - Then and Now
• Little Green Bibles
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Hot Doughnuts Now
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Let us now praise bad girls
• What's the matter NOW?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• ...And Now Miguel
• Found sleep and, now I know tired
• I could sleep now
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Stalingrad
• Now My Heart Is Full
• look now look again
• Now We Are Six
• Now I'm Nothing
• and what now?
• Go Now In Peace
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Where is your god now?
• Vanna White is now obsolete
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• You're playing you, now
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Now I get it
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Where is your savior now?
• Exploitation Now
• Alcohol vs. ecstasy
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Sony Handycam
• Now It's Done
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• Loveliest of trees, the cherry now
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.

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