Findings:

• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• What the Wizard had to say.
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Let's not, and say we did
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• He had something to say. He said it.
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Do Make Say Think
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• I did not say it would make sense
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• Useful man
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• I know what you did last summer
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I still know what you did last summer
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Why did the chicken cross the playground?
• How much pain did you cause?
• I did not find love
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Men did not always like large breasts
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• The Butler Did it, Again
• What did you do for your mother today?
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• answer: where did the other square go?
• A Slumber did my Spirit Seal
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• Where did you get that hat?
• My first comet
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Did Chuang Tzu dream
• So how did you two meet?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• what we did last night
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• Using headphones as a microphone
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• What did Jesus look like?
• I almost did it
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• More hips!
• How did we come to this?
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• Did Aum Shinrikyo set off a nuclear bomb in Western Australia in 1993?
• Did Nostradamus predict the French Revolution?
• Did Nostradamus predict JFK's assassination?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• What did you mean when you said...
• I know what you did in Texas
• Shakespeare Did It Syndrome
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• Where did you learn ebonics?
• England arrived late
• Conspiracy Theory: Did we land on the Moon?
• Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Did Dionysus do the right thing?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• How did I end up here?
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• what I did on my holidays
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
• Did You Fuck Her?
• what the kids did for love:
• Did I step on your dick?
• Did Israel attack the Pentagon and World Trade Center?
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Britain Entering World War I
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Which way did the bicycle go?
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Where did Archie find the time?
• Why I did what I did
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• He did very little harm
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Did I stutter?
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• Jesus did not speak English
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Did not arrive (no reason)
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
• Katie Did

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