Findings:

• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Rednecks hating Canada
• people who don't exist
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't think I like your system
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• I don't think I like love
• Hate the deponent; like, the deponent
• Treating people like literal robots
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• love like you don't need the money
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• People Like Us
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• stuff white people like
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Things people don't want to hear
• I don't like my smile
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I don't believe in people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• I don't like grass
• People don't flail when they die
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• i don't like christmas
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You become the people you hate
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Japanese people like to play games
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• The other people who hate war
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I like to kick people with my fists
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• I don't see like you
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• People who don't smoke will never die
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• and the people look like flowers at last
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Does hate scare people?
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I don't like moving.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• I don't like the drugs
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Don't encourage people to read
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• If you don't like it, leave
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Work like you don't need the money
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't You Hate
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't hate the media, become the media
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• People who don't read
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Capitalize, please
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• insulting people you like
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• cat haters
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Pale Pills for Pink People
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you

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