Findings:

• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Stoned music memories
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• what is this i don't even
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You have the right to ask
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• So you don't have to
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• You don't have to remember my name
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I don't have the time
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Cats don't have brakes
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Don't Vote!
• Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I Don't Vote
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't have any real problems
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Articles every Everything must have
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• You have the right to remain silent
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• A reason to drink
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Natural rights don't exist
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Even if You Don't
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I have a punklin and you don't
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I still don't even know you
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't have a television set
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• And I don't even know their names
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Two wrongs don't make right
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• you don't have to do this
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Show, don't tell
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water

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