Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "everyone on the internet is either a lecherous old man or serial killer"

• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• A Portrait of a Serial Killer as a Young Man
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• When I am an old man
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• Either/Or
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The Old Man and the Sea
• The Story of the Second Old Man and the Black Dogs
• Swimming pool injury
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• You're either with us or you're against us
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• old man (user)
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• The Sing-Song Of Old Man Kangaroo
• All good men are either gay or married
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• serial killer
• The Old Tin Can Man
• It is not my job to argue with idiots on the Internet, and it's not yours either
• The Story of Rama, The Old Man
• The Little Old Man's Strange Story
• The swing and the death of an old man
• I Am Not a Serial Killer
• Dirty old Man (user)
• old man trouble (user)
• When he became an old man
• Dean Corll
• serial killers
• Old Man Murray
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Go to bed, old man!
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Female serial killers
• As Old As Man
• An Old Man and Hot Chocolate
• I made an old man cry
• The Old Man of the Mountain
• The Old Man Made Young Again
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• A strange old man
• dirty old man
• Old Man Willow
• Little Old Man
• A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings
• shot an OLD MAN in the FACE
• The Old Man
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Old man cactus
• Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
• silent like a killer or a lover
• The in medias res serial killer plotline
• The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto
• Old Man of the Desert
• The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
• This Old Man
• Old Man Kensey
• An Old Man's Winter Night
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• old man
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The Parable of the Old Man and the Young
• The Very Old Man
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• Old Man River
• My old man
• The Old Man at Moontime
• Old Man Thunder
• The old man at the bus stop
• A thirty minute progressive rock epic version of "This Old Man"
• Portrait of an Artist, As an Old Man
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• The Drunken Old Man's Pavilion
• The Internet as Killer App
• The old man on the bench, for example, made her cry
• Neanderthal race, or man
• old man in the corner
• Old Man's War
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• My Old Man's a Dustman
• Old Man and The Boy
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• Old Man Johnson
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• Old Man Withers goes ghost shopping
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• The Little Old Man of the Island
• Give it back or I bite the little blue man
• old man bar
• What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Cranky Old Man (user)
• The Old Man of Pencader
• The old abandoned Internet, off on the edge of town
• Grandma and the internet or Cream of the Slop
• everyone else is asleep
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The world breaks everyone
• Holidays for Everyone
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Everyone else is doing it
• Everyone is under surveillance!
• Fun for Everyone
• A Letter To Everyone
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Everyone is different
• Everyone else (user)
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• everyone is a doorway
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Not everyone wants to hold a Barbie Doll
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Dischord Recording Artists
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• everyone needs an angry love story
• It's a secret to everyone
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Porn for Everyone
• Everyone should own a tandem
• Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Kill Everyone Project
• Illinois cities that everyone else pronounces incorrectly
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Press the reset button, and everyone is a virgin again
• The United States should go to war with everyone
• Everyone on this site is a bot. Everyone except you, and nate.
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Everyone has their antarctic
• And there find God in everyone
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
• together everyone accomplishes more
• Everyone Poops
• Tools everyone should have
• watching everyone you know die
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• If everyone gets a trophy, trophies become meaningless
• web serial
• All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone
• everyone has these, right?
• everyone wants to read a happy ending
• Everyone remembers last year's election day
• Everyone declines
• Everyone has a dog in the race
• To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
• The sun stained everyone's skin
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Get everyone out
• Everyone Has a Jack Ruby Story
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.

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