Findings:
- Know your pets
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Type A blood
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Using a command line
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- People have fucked up before
- If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
- Dead links in writeups
- Those (Naughty) Kids on Meerkat Manor
- You stole what they would have given you
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- People want what they cannot have
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- play dumb
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- the only comfort we could ever have
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- because I have given up any care
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Advice I have been given about girls
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down
- Flaunting your sexuality
- There are only three kinds of people
- One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- Drugs are only for cool kids
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Only Angels Have Wings
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Dead people I have known
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
- The Man who Loved Only Numbers
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- Famous people with only one testicle
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
- Taking things at surface value
- Only Dull People Are Brilliant at Breakfast
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- People who don't smoke will never die
- cat haters
- The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- My words are the only gift I have for you
- Kids have no concept of time
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Words that only have one context
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- How to "Have People"
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Animals people have sex with
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- worse things have happened to better people
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
- Kids who walk in the middle of the road
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
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