Findings:

• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• I don't have the time
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• The Coming of Wisdom with Time
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't Look Back
• A reason to drink
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• you don't have to do this
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• In the time you have
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• Long time coming
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Stoned music memories
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• fish have long memories
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Back to Work in the Time of Covid?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Baptist jokes
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
• We were always coming back
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Not too far back in time
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• So you don't have to
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Cats don't have brakes
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Keep coming back
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Have You Fed the Fish?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Kids have no concept of time
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Long Haired Preachers
• Computers have no sense of time
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Fish have no concept of fire
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• When I went back in time to kill you
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• Jesus is not coming back as a Christian
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• That extinct fish with the hard to spell name that came back
• Coming back
• I don't want to go back to work
• If I could turn back time
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• The moment that you want is coming if you give it time
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a television set
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• I don't get many things right the first time
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• You don't have any real problems
• He don't know
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• He never looked back
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch

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