Findings:

• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• /but what was the question?
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• At least he was gentle
• some say he was never here at all
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He Was a Crook
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He Was Only Joking
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He smiles but it's not real.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• More than he was willing to give
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• All he left her was alone
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• That's Just How He Was
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• he was a punk poet himself
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• making certain he was touching her
• He was found
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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