Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "help out, donate, do anything, but do something! e2 is not a television."

• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• If you can say something nice, do
• You Can't Do That on Television
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• There is something we can do
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You Do Something To Me
• What to do if E2 goes down (superdoc)
• I don't believe in anything
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• every thing you do tells you something
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• You can do anything
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• I'd Do Anything
• A reason to do something
• Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• they carry but they do not understand
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I'll do anything to pass
• why I think I can't do anything
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do something
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Helping a loved one with depression
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• You, standing
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• Do it the risky way, out in the open
• atlases do not help
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Do I want anything?
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• How do you access E2? (e2poll)
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• What do you need, and how might I help?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• If you've got something to do, you'd better fucking do it.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What Would Jesus Do?
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• Do not hump
• Do clam bras chafe?
• Do or do not, there is no try
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Wing Chun Do
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Do you really want to live forever?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Do aliens exist?
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Do you know me?
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Trip Like I Do
• Dos Equis
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• Do Her
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Mr. Do!
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• To do is to be
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• do time
• Why do we treat them so well?
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Tae Kwon Do
• Just Do It

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