Findings:

• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• What makes me beautiful
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• who did this to me?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• May those who are born after me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• They had been expecting me
• To Him Who Waits
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Kiss Me Quick and Pork Pie Hat
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• let me know who you are now.
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• You had me at hello
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• boss i wish you had told me
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Better him than me
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• better off with him than here with me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Tell him, she told me
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• who me (user)
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• The stranger who hates me
• I Know Who Killed Me
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• The Beautiful South
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code (document)
• The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
• tragedy is beautiful
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Achingly beautiful
• Internal engine parts are beautiful
• beautiful moth (user)
• stereotypically beautiful
• beautiful buildings
• a beautiful girl
• caught up in the clouds, soaked with beautiful tears
• This is not my beautiful wife!
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• A Beautiful Mind
• really beautiful code
• Hidden in a violently beautiful, whispered thought
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Beautiful Thing
• My Journey to Work is Beautiful
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• All Things Bright and Beautiful
• beautiful blue light
• She is not beautiful
• Drunk and Beautiful
• Beautiful Freak
• Beautiful tangle of words
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Welcome to the Beautiful South
• If I was beautiful like you
• Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
• Beautiful City
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The Palace Beautiful
• death is beautiful
• Keep young and beautiful
• Beautiful night on a sandy clearcut
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• beautiful breaking
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Simply Beautiful
• Soon, looking effortlessly beautiful
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• Beautiful Torquay
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• My Beautiful Laundrette
• Does God live only in beautiful places?

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