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• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• How many living things are there on earth?
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• How many primes are there?
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• There is only one season in Houston
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• We're one, but we're not the same
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• How many glow worms were KIA?
• How many pictures is one word worth?
• It is sad how many were torn off
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How many infinities are there?
• I know how many there are.
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• There is no god but God
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• There is no dream but this.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• BQN: But, one for all?
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry

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