Findings:

• How could you ever have enough?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How we could still have a President Trump
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• They could have saved Kevin
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• I have seen the elephant
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How to have an out of body experience
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• How the mighty have fallen
• I could have been Canadian
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• How to "Have People"
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• They must have faces
• You, standing
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How to have an epileptic fit
• People want what they cannot have
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• How long have you known?
• They have bears in Italy
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How could this happen?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Could I Have Been?
• How one man could control the Senate
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Sex with a chicken
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• You stole what they would have given you
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• How to have lesbian sex
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Penis for a day
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He's been places they have not.
• Automobile tire pressure
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• They didn't have the heart
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• How could God let this happen?
• Astro City #5
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• They did so because they believed they could.
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Could you have danced with me?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• How we have grown apart
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• They Have a Word for It
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They have taken enough
• Sex in a small car
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• But I have seen the sun just once
• how many lines of code have you written?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• how could you (user)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• How long have you been in love with her?
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• They have no bones.
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I could have been one of a two

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