Findings:
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Remember when you had words for everything?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- I'm not old enough to love you
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How do you remember things?
- When each had their own personal anthem
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How many infinities are there?
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- How old are you?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- How many special people change?
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- how many more must die?
- How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- Who what when where why & how
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How many beans make five?
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- National Labor Union
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- It is sad how many were torn off
- When five senses aren't enough
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- When you had left our pirate fold
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- I Thought I Had Enough
- How many living things are there on earth?
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How many keys on a piano?
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- I know how many there are.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- when did we forget how to play?
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
- Too many lemons and not enough limes
- When you want me and how you want me
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- Labor Union
- And That's How I Became a Labor Organizer
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- how many lines of code have you written?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- How could you ever have enough?
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- When I was young Time had no wings
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- We have had enough of your beige
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I have had enough of Survivor
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How many primes are there?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How many grooves are on a record?
- Words to help you remember how it feels
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- When willpower isn't enough
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- Large enough I had to count it in stones
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How many elephants
- man when you are telling me how it was
- She says kill. I say how many.
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- You remember how to whistle don't you?
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
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