Findings:
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- How much more can we bear?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How it's Going to Be
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to set up a formal table
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- How much is a pint of milk?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- she does not know how much I need this
- How to put together a skateboard
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- Inserting an intravenous cannula
- You have far too much time on your hands
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- People have fucked up before
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Hey, how's it going?
- You, standing
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- this is how i'm going to die.
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- How to pick up women
- How much money do you make?
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- How to make roses open up
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- How to get more out of Psi
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How to urinate standing up
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How we have grown apart
- I have never felt more alive
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- How to have an epileptic fit
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- I have made up a name for my disease
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- How to pick up men
- How much pain did you cause?
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Thumbs Up going down
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- Salary of the President of the United States
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How to set up and record an EEG
- How to f*** up
- calculating how much money you are making while pooping
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- Sobering up before going to bed
- How to get more donations for Everything
- Collision avoidance technique
- How did I end up here?
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- How much information is there in the World?
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Baptist fear of dancing
- How naked are we going to get?
- Sex with a chicken
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Going back for more
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I have more stories about trains for you
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- How can an atheist have morals?
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- How to "Have People"
- Sex in a small car
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- blondes have more fun
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- because I have given up any care
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I have too much to say
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- How to have an out of body experience
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to have lesbian sex
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How long have you known?
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How much for the little girl?
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- How could you ever have enough?
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
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