Findings:

• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• down here, where the roots are supposed to grow
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Here be Cows
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Even the trees here are scrappy
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• We had a high profile public masturbation deal here today
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Here Be Dragons
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm Still Here
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm just here for the candy
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
• It's not supposed to be anything
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Where's the kaboom?
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• Here Be Monsters
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Be Here Now
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• I'm going to be a Dad
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• and that's how it's supposed to be
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm a stranger here myself
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• i'm here. are you here?
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Only Today I Felt Alive, Dead the Other Days
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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