Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Being a dickhead
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• i know you are but what am i
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I'm not homophobic but...
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can run, but you can't hide
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• but don't take my word for it
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I'm not racist but...
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.

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