Findings:

• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Once there was a way...
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Before you, there was me
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I was a homeless bum
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• You'll Find Me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• What a Way to Go
• Music was better in the old days
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• You can't go there anymore
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• wherever you go, there you are
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Stars I Shall Find, part 1: Haphazard Way North
• Better him than me
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Way To Go Home
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Know me better, and love me better
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• will you take me with you when you go?
• wherever i go, there's a shadow of you
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• If I Was To Go...
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• They don't touch me the same way
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• This is my universe. Go find your own sandbox.
• wake up and find her still there
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Half-sour pickle
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Where you can't find me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• Heat finds a way to rise somehow
• Go where there is no snow
• There but for the grace of God go I
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Laziness is the way to go
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• No, said the potato, I won't go! Not in there!
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't go there! (category)
• The Way Things Go
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• That would be me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I wish you would talk to me
• There is no real me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• you affect me in invisible ways
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• Find the way home
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• And there find God in everyone
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• A Better Version of Me
• sometimes it's better that way
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• Evil finds a way.
• Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Trouble Will Find Me
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• find me
• the way will find you. it finds everyone, somehow.
• i need your grace to remind me to find my own
• Eddie would go
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• No matter where you go, there you are
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• It kills me to watch them go
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• They are telling me it is time to go
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• Never Let Me Go
• There were times better than this
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• our machines don't go that way
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work

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