Findings:

• only then will we be safe from each other
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• eternity would be boring
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• The View from the Cherry Tree
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• I never thought it would be like this
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• That would be me
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• what would it take to be serene again?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• You mean the me that you would be
• Save us from the horror of dull dead trees: a marathon E2 Quest
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• a museum piece from the start
• The Tree From Poltergeist Speaks
• One long June I came down from the trees
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I thought that the tree would fall
• At the hanging tree
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• A whimper would be fine
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If you would be seated
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• Redo from start
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• The Ten Commandments revised
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Ignore the voices from the trees
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• The best kind of bartender
• And then it starts again.
• And then we start to talk
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• From Under the Cork Tree
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• far be it from me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Mind without body
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• That I Would Be Good
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Just to see what it would be like
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• it would be hilarious if only
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• That Would Be Enough
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If you would be so kind
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• They knew what our pain would be.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday

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