Findings:
- only then will we be safe from each other
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
- If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Where would America be without Canada?
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- eternity would be boring
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- I never thought it would be like this
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- That would be me
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- what would it take to be serene again?
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- You mean the me that you would be
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- The Tree From Poltergeist Speaks
- I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- At the hanging tree
- I thought that the tree would fall
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- From Under the Cork Tree
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- A whimper would be fine
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If you would be seated
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- And then I crawled out from under the table
- The View from the Cherry Tree
- Redo from start
- The Ten Commandments revised
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- Ignore the voices from the trees
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- One long June I came down from the trees
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Save us from the horror of dull dead trees: a marathon E2 Quest
- The best kind of bartender
- And then we start to talk
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- And then it starts again.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- a museum piece from the start
- Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- The Man Who Would Be King
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- far be it from me
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Mind without body
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- That I Would Be Good
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Just to see what it would be like
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- it would be hilarious if only
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Life without music would be a mistake
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- That Would Be Enough
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- If you would be so kind
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- They knew what our pain would be.
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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