Findings:
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Just call me fluffy
- me or the gun
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- it's just me (user)
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Drugs Or Me
- Love Me or Leave Me
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- it's still just me in here
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- What Playboy taught me just now
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- give me the truth or nothing
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
- It's Me or the Dog
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- No heaven. No hell. Just science.
- I've got your Appalachian Aftermath... RIGHT HERE.
- Is Hell exothermic or endothermic (node_forward)
- Fall; or, Dodge in Hell
- Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
- You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Be a model or just look like one
- Drag Me to Hell
- She just looks at me
- just hold me, and let me weep
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Just Me (user)
- People just expect things from me
- What the Hell Did I Just Read
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- Just Let Me Breathe
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- Just for the hell of it
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- Getting Saved From the Sixties
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- Getting girls
- Getting Jesus
- I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
- Laser Wolf the Butcher, or: Jews in Space
- getting on in years
- getting little
- 4 step plan to getting laid
- Getting there is half the fun
- Tips for getting rid of curses
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- Getting the Administrators to Correct a Spelling Error
- Getting Married
- Getting a USB mouse to work under FreeBSD
- Getting your drum kit to behave
- The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
- Getting rid of ants
- Home Recording on a Budget: Getting Started
- Getting in Tune
- Getting an apartment in New York City versus getting an apartment elsewhere
- A Linux certification will void your MCSE
- Getting a word in edgewise
- Getting (Sunday) Schooled in Reston, Va.
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