Findings:

• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• some say he was never here at all
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• if I had known then what I know now
• All he left her was alone
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• He Was Only Joking
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• King George he had a Date
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• and now forever frozen in time he
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
• making certain he was touching her
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I was never broken
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• the little friendship that never was
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Now or Never
• He Never Died
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• The death of a man I had never known
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I was once young and had a home
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• he was a punk poet himself
• He was found
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• why i could never live in the city
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• May we live until the stars fall.
• Millions now living will never die
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Skim this life but never live
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• You've never had it so good
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Never Had It So Good
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• These are the memories I never had
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• More than he was willing to give
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He never looked back
• At least he was gentle
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He never returned
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• he had a dream
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He Was a Crook
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I married him because he was not mean
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• The best I never had
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• That's Just How He Was
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas

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