Findings:

• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• the little friendship that never was
• The past is never dead. It's not even past.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I was never any good at maths at school
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• some say he was never here at all
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• you can never quarantine the past
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was never broken
• I was a witch in a past life
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Rust Never Sleeps
• What if it never happened?
• Evolution has never been observed
• I have never
• A watched pothead never tokes
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• pills never leave scars
• you never can tell with bees
• You've never explored
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• The empire never ended
• You'll never win anything with kids
• better late than never
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Never call again
• no, it's your fate to never reach that understanding
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
• Otherwise It Never Ends
• never quite well
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Poems of the Past and Present
• Shadows of the Past
• notes from past self to future self
• was
• I was searching glass
• I was promised flying cars
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• I was very, very drunk
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was a father for a few days
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• it was true then
• I am that person I was watching
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• A conversation where none was invited
• We did not know it was a war
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Never say die
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Names that should never be given to important files
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• Never let them see you bleed
• Never assume your system is undefeatable
• You're never alone
• In a dream you are never eighty
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• video games never made me violent
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• Portraits of Past
• The past participle of
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• Music was better in the old days
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Jesus was a black man
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• it was my birthday
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Hitler was an artist
• The first time I knew I was different
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Odysseus was not lying
• Kalila wa Dimna
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Wenatchee, Washington
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I was doing so well.
• The sloe was lost in flower
• Magneto Was Right
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Azza Wa Jal
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• This essay was due a year ago
• That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I was consistently naked for six weeks in 1972 to protest the Geneva Convention
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• You can never get away from yourself
• I never called her momma
• My Wang never goes down
• Why the alternate worlds in science fiction are never our world
• letter I never sent
• The Night We Never Met
• Flowers Never Cry
• scars are souvenirs you never lose
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I never saw him again
• reticent, never smiles
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• you never know
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• never call a baby a shellfish
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• The Ghost Of Herpes Past
• Narrative versus conversational past tense in German
• threshold (user)
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• deru kugi wa utareru

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