Findings:

• Rules that don't apply to you
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• the way you don't look at me
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't tell me everything
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't Tell Me
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't know how to smile
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My first comet
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Wanted: Arch-Villain for Spider-Man. Those not dressed in green and purple need not apply.
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• How to properly apply Camouflage Face Paint
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Don't @ me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Don't stand so close to me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• don't blame me for your anger
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't Look Back
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't look now
• Don't send me roses
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Looks don't count, with oceans
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• St. Peter don't you call me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
• Children's online privacy protection rule
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't call me Asian
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't let me die nervous
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't tread on me
• customers don't trust me
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't leave me alone
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• They Don't Want Me
• don't comment on my looks
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't call me white
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• don't look (user)
• Dont come near me (user)
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't Make Me Think
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't quote me on that
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't make me get my shoe!

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