Findings:

• make sure you have enough room to flap your flappers
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Flipping Forward in a Book to Make Sure A Character Lives
• How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
• Any fool can make a rule
• night makes a fool of us in daylight
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
• quotes and memes aren't facts
• Fool
• April Fools' Day
• fool around
• I pity the fool
• The Motley Fool
• All Fools' Day
• Fool's Gold Loaf
• Holy fool
• The Fool (user)
• fool saint
• Ship of Fools
• Fool's Errand
• Never argue with a fool
• A hollow voice says fool
• Fools Rush In
• Kissing a Fool
• Fool's Mate
• what it takes to be a fool
• The Fool
• bus ridin' fool (user)
• Only Fools and Horses
• Fools Die
• even the fool
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• The Fool's Errand
• The Triple Fool
• I am not fool enough to wish for wings
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• Feast of Fools
• For Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread
• Greater fool theory
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The Fool's Epilogue
• Lincoln's April Fools' letter to Mrs. Browning, April 1, 1838
• Superman Dam Fool
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• April Fools' Day in Iraq
• You Were The Fool
• Frank Fools Crow
• fool credit
• fool (user)
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• Henry Fool
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• Fool on the Hill
• Fool...
• Heaven Help The Fool
• Fool's Gold
• Chain of Fools
• April Fools' RFCs
• Fool Moon
• European foul brood
• Fools in SUVs
• As any fool can plainly see
• Touch Me You Fool
• Memory is a stranger: History is for fools
• I'm No Fool
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Fool's parsley
• It is better to be thought a fool
• How Austria fooled the World
• The Fool Rings His Bells
• Fate protects fools
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Pound Fool (user)
• April Fool's Day
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Nicholas De Genova
• acid fool (user)
• little fool (user)
• A fool's right to his tools of rage
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• April Fool
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Do not let this groove fool you
• the fool on the hill (user)
• A fool and his money are soon parted
• Nobody's Fool
• rhubarb fool
• agape fool (user)
• keep us fooled a little longer
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• Men are the great romantics, the dreamers and fools. Women are realists.
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• Is it April Fools' Day yet? (superdoc)
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• you are a fool to the stage, a rough sheet of paper in the pocket of pink dress, a remnant of another life
• fools in this dreamscape
• April Fool (user)
• Fool in the Rain
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Fool Good Inc.
• Fool's paradise
• Fool's Bluff
• Fruit Fool
• fool every time every day i
• rokit fool
• Every Poet is a Fool

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