Findings:

• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have too many clothes
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• you have to wear clothes
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The lives within them
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• institutions have lives of their own
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Let them have Festivas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• clothes dryer
• Clothe
• loose-fitting clothes
• Fat wallets equal smaller clothes
• The Emperor's New Clothes
• The Dread of showing new Clothes to your Mother
• clothes horse
• Religion & The Emperor's New Clothes
• Teenagers, take off your clothes
• Shopping in the Children's Clothes Section of Target
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• Upon Julia's clothes
• Mistaking discarded clothes for shed skin
• Silly people in silly clothes - a NoCal E2 Renaissance Pleasure Festival
• The Emperor Wears No Clothes
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• Reasons men shop for clothes
• Rave Clothes
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Clothes Prop
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• Old clothes
• It’s in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
• underneath my clothes; there's a story for you
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• Clothes make the man
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Leveling up in church means more clothes
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• don't let them scare you
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me

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